The Best “Out of Office” E-mail Auto-Replies 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I […]Read More The Best “Out of Office” E-mail Auto-Replies
‘We will do it’ means ‘You will do it’ ‘You have done a great job’ means ‘More work to be given to you’ ‘We are working on it’ means ‘We have not yet started working on the same’ ‘Tomorrow, first thing in the morning’ means ‘Its not getting done… At least not tomorrow !’. ‘After […]Read More The ‘Corporate’ language !!
COMPETITIVE SALARYMost of our competitors don’t pay much either.“JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY”We have no time to train you.“CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE”You’ll be here very late, very often — might as well be comfortable.“MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED”Your first four projects are already way overdue.“SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED”Did we mention that you’ll be here very late, very often? And most […]Read More Cracking the HR code
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory What does a baby computer call his father? Data. CPU prayer: Forgive us our I/O errors as we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty. Lead us not into frustration and deliver us from power surges. Blessed be the giver of data, Patron […]Read More Compter quips
20 Rules in any office 1. Rule 1. – The Boss is always right. 2. If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1. 3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions. 4. Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more […]Read More 20 Rules in any office
Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time….. Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss” They’re asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they’re going […]Read More Worried Employees